theofficialyahoostaff:

lambriniz:

That.

Everyone does that anyway. Even we do that!

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

“I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh.” -Joss Whedon

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

lockedin221b:

thejohnlockgames:

WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT

blameitonanderson:

styleswanky:

IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THAT THESE ARE LITERALLY THE MEMORIES IM GOING TO KEEP ALL MY LIFE EVEN WHEN IM 85 I WILL REMEMBER THAT I SPENT MY TEEN YEARS ON A LAPTOP READING GAY FAN FICTION ABOUT ACTORS THAT WILL HAVE ALREADY PASSED ON BY THAT TIME AND I WILL FOREVER REMEMBER ALL THESE DUMB FACTS ABOUT THIS DUMB SHOW FUCK I NEED A MINUTE

shit.

cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally stopped working for a second

sparklesparklelittletwink:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

#and as they say goodbye they fuck you over

laughgiant:

crimsonflowerz:

Rule #1: The Doctor lies

He’s not a cat person when Rose is paying attention to the cat instead of him.